September 2011
“People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. ‘For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life. If you didn’t know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you’d seen. They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be OK? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee. So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you’re in a science fiction movie. And whisper, ‘The creature is regenerating itself.”
—George Carlin (via morenipplesplease)
It's from the game Portal 2, but I find my arguments are much more valid when the other person feels they are yelling at a potato.
Oh, I’ve watched someone play that once. does that make me acceptable?
lmao, a wired up potato?
yeah, I thought it might be that. That or a spaceship-meteor.
my girlfrend laughed at me when i said I was going to make a car from spaghetti.
Should of seen her face when I drove pasta
jesus take all the wheels.
I'm not even sorry.
Is that bad?
My parkas are only made of the finest faux furs made out of oats and milk threads. You can wear it when the snow gets a'fallin' and fertilize your plants when the sun is out. SO multi-talented.
wtf is your deafult photo? I just took a real good look at it now and have no clue.
August 2011
Oh, yes. Of course. I just assume you're in a blizzard 24/7. You mean I shouldn't send you all these parkas I have ready for the post office? Mannn. :P
you should, I don’t own one. cannot afford luxury/safety.
Should I cover myself in wool before my adventure?
Fuck how cold do you ‘americans’ thinks it is up here? It’s hot and humid as fuck. It was 37 degrees Celsius, 42 degrees Celsius with the humidity on wednesday. You can convert that into Fahrenheit, I’m much too lazy :p
Ugh, I should. I tried to explain what gender ambiguity was to a few people in my english class because they asked what ambiguous meant, and all they kept saying was, "LIKE A TRANNY? WHAT? LIKE A HOMO HERMAPHRODITE, HUH?" I need to get out of here. Do you think the post office will mind if I ship myself in a box?
You will freeze to death in a plane luggage part thing.
Slut walk? Oh dear. I'd love to go to one of those.
Come. To. WINNIPEEEPEPEPEPEPEEEGGGGGDSGVASDGQ
Do you go to the RRC often? I'm just wondering because I feel like I should start making more of an effort to go, even though I live far away from it... Just like. Would it be worth it if I started going, do you think?
I think it would be now because I’m sure a lot of campers will start to go. I haven’t been going too often lately just because of drama and I felt disconnected but I think that is, or will be, over now. I think it would be great if you did, I know it would be more of a reason for me to go! :)
:( I would give you a safe and secure place to live in less than a second, if I could. Sadly, I don't even know where I'm gonna be living in the next few weeks either. But if anything serious happens, you should tell me. I always wanna know how you're doing and make sure you're okay, even if we don't talk super often these days.<3
Thank you tori :) Will you be in wpg for october 1st? There’s going to be a slut walk :33333
